bananaphone

souvenirs for someone you hate

✩ keychain of the wrong name
✩ "i heart ny" dental floss
✩ some sand from coney island
✩ mustard packet from yankee standium

Date created: 11 July 2025
Last edited: 11 July 2025

lies for a first date

✩ you work for NASA
✩ your height (a classic)
✩ having a d-list famous cousin
✩ where you were on 9/11
✩ you've never had sex, never been kissed
✩ vegan (crucially you must later order meat)
✩ former child chess prodigy
✩ fluent in German or Italian
✩ saying "I love you"

Date created: 14 Feb 2025
Last edited: 22 Mar 2025

sexy

✩ a werewolf
✩ biting into an apple
✩ socks in bed
✩ spreading honey on toast
✩ whistling with a blade of grass

sexy II

✩ leather eye patch
✩ rolling the dice
✩ hammering a nail into the wall for a painting
✩ being 4,000 feet above sea level
✩ madness, burning, rumination, repeat

sexy III

✩ quicksand
✩ a museum heist
✩ peeling an orange
✩ a hole in the big toe of a sock
✩ manually rewinding a tape with your fingers

sexy IV

✩ cutting into a runny egg
✩ the bottom of the ocean

Date created: 10 Jan 2025
Last edited: 14 Feb 2025

romantic

✩ cheating at cards
✩ shelling pistachios for another
✩ volcanoes, magma, imagining yourself inside the earth's core
✩ the precarious first step onto a frozen river

romantic II

✩ static cling
✩ running to cross the street
✩ a jousting tournament to the death
✩ signing a letter with your non-dominant hand
✩ accidental eye contact with a stranger through a mirror

romantic III

✩ having an ex-husband
✩ getting caught in the rain (timeless)
✩ alchemy, the pursuit of eternity
✩ dreams that ruin your day upon waking
✩ purchasing a vase secondhand only to discover its an urn<

romantic IV

✩ keeping a recipe book
✩ cupping a small frog in your hands
✩ making lists in units of five
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Date created: 10 Jan 2025
Last edited: 23 Aug 2025