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July 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Every day is all there is

November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
a woman and her dog at a picnic bench. she's looking at the sunset. the dog is turned away from the sun, looking up at the woman. beauty is in the eye of beholder.

August 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Life when I get 9 hours of sleep πŸ˜‹β˜€οΈπŸ‡πŸͺ‚πŸŒ‹πŸ§˜πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ₯­πŸŽŠπŸ’«πŸ“ˆπŸ€―πŸ“πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ†πŸŽ·πŸŽ’πŸ”‹πŸ›ŽοΈπŸ–ΌοΈπŸͺ©
Life when I get 5 hours of sleep πŸ˜–πŸͺ–πŸͺ¨πŸŒͺοΈπŸ§¨β›ˆοΈπŸ¦‚πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ«₯πŸ₯ŠπŸš‘πŸ›©οΈπŸ’₯πŸͺ«πŸ«¨β›“️‍πŸ’₯πŸͺ¦πŸ•³οΈπŸ“‰πŸ’”

August 04, 2025 at 7:58 PM
normalize posting the same song on your instagram story twice in one week if it's, like, really good

June 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
without my nightly outdoor enrichment walk, i am nothing

May 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
All women know the sexiest thing one can do is tease a little monkey business

May 05, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Men is it gay to carry an umbrella in the rain?

May 02, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I am listening to Joni Mitchell, I am baking little italian cookies, I am drinking orange juice out of a wine glass, it is summer and I am sweating and life is beautiful

April 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
BUY JASMINE RICE ON WAY HOME DO NOT FORGET THANK YOU

April 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I've done stupider things for lesser pleasures

April 07, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Nothing but net

April 03, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Men should not whistle. It is unbecoming

March 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Starting a rumor I was born in 1894 actually

February 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Saying "that's amazing" out loud at an instagram reel of a hamster running on a wheel. Life is worth living

November 14, 2024 at 12:21 PM
men just don't play clarinet like they used to

October 16, 2024 at 10:52 AM
what kind of headache is it when it only happens on wednesdays?

October 15, 2024 at 6:45 PM
new game: fuck, employ, kill

October 09, 2025 at 1:49 PM
is your heart today full of
β€’ love
β€’ hate
β€’ a third other thing

September 25, 2024 at 9:25 PM
oh my god i would love it if my brain got replaced with a cool rock

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