new year's resolutions
✩ read 2666
✩ drink less water actually
✩ learn to pick a lock
✩ get more normal about accepting compliments
✩ grow out my bangs (for real this time)
✩ "more exercise: keep the brutes quiet"
✩ climb outdoors sure why not
✩ get married and immediately divorce
✩ no more yearning
✩ no more ruptured ovarian cysts
✩ go to a yankees/mets game
✩ maintain sobriety (boring)
✩ learn to love fridays
✩ eat a burger!
✩ don't download hinge, not even once
✩ shut the fuck up sometimes
✩ get so rich I forget my origins and alienate my peers
✩ stop letting men pick the movie on dates
✩ stop eating food I'm allergic to (tuna) just because it tastes good
Date created: 1 Jan 2026
Last edited: 6 Jan 2026